Why did the fish study on land? Because it wanted to avoid the school of hard knocks underwater!
Why did the caveman bring a pencil to the dinner? Because he wanted to draw blood!
Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bits and bytes and couldn't process its feelings!
Why did the duck get detained? Because it was caught selling quack!
Why did the alien start a gardening blog? Because it had a green thumb, green fingers, green toes, and well... it was just green all over!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!